dilluns, 26 de gener del 2009

The troll gene

"By seventh grade Olga had grown huge and scary, a troll gene in her somewhere, started drinking 152 straight out to the bottle and was finally taken out of Cursivaschool because she had a habit of screaming NATAS! in the middle of homeroom. Even her breasts, when they finally emerged, were floppy and terrifying. Once on the bus Olga had called Oscar a cake eater, and he had almost said, Look's talking, puerca, but he was afraid that she would rear back and trample him; his cool-index, already low, couldn't have survived that kind of paliza, would have put him on par with the handicapped kids and with Joe Locorotundo, who was famous for masturbating in public."